10 things you might not know about the end of the world

10. It'll literally happen in your backyard.

9. For 10 dollars I can tell you when it'll happen.

8. That's not a mushroom.

7. You won't be around to see it.

6. You won't regret the mistakes you made in life, well except for the one that doomed humanity.

5. Only God can make a tree, only Peter Ustov of 116 Maple drive apt. B, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, can kill us all.

4. When it happens you'll be the 3,000,000063rd to know.

3. I'm not going to give it away but, Dakota Fanning.

2. There won't be anywhere to sit.

1. It's a guarantee, I'll piss myself.

Thanks to my brother who's helping to compile the lists this week.