From time to time I have odd ideas for inventions that would benefit mankind. I've decided to post some of these ideas and let you judge for yourself.
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The Pitch:
One thing I've noticed is that people love to use blankets as pillows and conversely pillows as blankets. Thus I propose to end the charade by making a blanket out of pillows that can be used for both.
Product's Name: The Spanket
Targeted demographic: Snuggie wearers
2.
The Pitch:
How many times have you been wandering down the street only to be struck by the urge to grill something? Maybe you're at a restaurant with friends and you've decided your chicken would taste better grilled. No problem, my fully functional keychain gas grill has you covered.
Product Name: Hibachi Jr.
Targeted Demographic: Sportsmen, Chefs, and Pyromaniacs
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The Pitch:
At some point someone invested the single cup coffee pot, but what if you're walking through the country, thirsty as all get out, and you happen to spy a cow? With this simple invention you have a single cup size pump. No need to touch the udder yourself. Just slip the cup under the udder and the suck-top lid will do the work for you.
Product Name: Cup-O-Cow
Targeted Demographic: Children... Adults... who doesn't enjoy fresh milk?
Soooo ok TS.. After reading this.. I'm realllly starting to question your sanity lol! This was FUNNY! Loved it!!!
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Thank you, and don't worry, I question it all the time. lol
ReplyDeleteWhat a great resource!
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