Battle of the Shapes: The Third Vote

Wow, the previous battle came down to the wire. It looked like Hex was going to take Lens to the cleaners, but then Lens fans (or Lans, as they like to be called) started pouring in. It wasn’t long before it was all tied up. Since Reputation@Stake is in charge these battles (the power occasionally goes to his head), he decided to stay out of the voting unless he was desperately needed. Well, the call came in at 11:59pm. With a tie—and only a minute to go before the polls closed—his services were required. We’re not going to tell you who he voted for, but by 12:00am Lens came out on top. For any distraught Hex fans, the Non-Review is offering coffee and donuts in the lobby, with our condolences. But, unfortunately, there’s not much time to mourn because the next battle is upon us:

TRIANGLE VS. SEPTAGON

Gripe against Septagon:
Since Triangle is one of the most famous shapes on Earth, and can’t even have dinner out in public without getting disturbed, he greatly envies that Septy has been able to remain virtually unknown for so long.
Memory from childhood:
It and its friends were always able to make much better pyramids than the cheerleading squad.

(Note: It does not like to be called Heptagon. It never has. And no, it doesn’t care what Wikipedia thinks.)
Gripe against Triangle:
The fact that it stays Triangle no matter how distorted it gets. If stretched, Circle becomes Oval, Square becomes Rectangle, and almost everyone else just gets lumped in together as a polygon. But, oh, no, not Triangle. Its identity is never threatened.
Memory from childhood:
Being proud that it was related to September, but hating that bullies teased it by claiming that it was really related to Septic-Tank.

The whole world now waits in eagerness to learn the results of this battle, and you have been given the great honor of being invited to take part in the outcome. Do not take it lightly, and think of all the poor children who grow up never having the chance to do something this important. Take up the cause, and help us determine: What is the greatest shape?

Submit your vote below (by leaving a comment) or submit via email, to decide who wins this round. On Saturday the voting for this round will end, the winner will be announced, and two new shapes will battle it out. (If you’re curious, Round 1 can be here and Round 2 is here.)