Thursday, June 3, 2010

What cats are saying about the new cats

Once again we polled four cats to get their opinion. This time we wanted to know what the old cats thought of the new ones from last week's column.



'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I was hurt. Don't you realize how much I depend on this column to put food on my table? All the endorsements I've had as a result? Why would you take food out of my mouth?"



'Mrs. Kisses'
"Oh I was P$%^&! at you people! How dare you replace us with a bunch of ----- ---- --- ----- ------- ------- ---- with rabbits and ------ --- --- ------ ---- --- ----- ---- ---- custard ---! You ------ --- - ----------- ------ --------- --- --- ----- who cares about Ronald Reagan's 100th? --- ------ --- because you're --- --- ---- - ------- ------ ----------- --- --- till donkey shaped balloons explodes overhead! But I digress. Needless to say I wan't pleased. 



'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"I understand you cutting the other three. They're just cats you found surfing the internet. But I'm family; practically blood. How could you turn your back on your favorite cat? Feel guilty yet? No? Meh, I'll be napping if you need anything.



'Melvin'
"Cooper told me I didn't exist."

15 comments:

  1. i love the chubster cat, plumperdink (cute name!)

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  2. Oh, Duchess Gary Cooper is so precious and tiny. How could you, TS? ----***%$#--- ----- you! Sorry, Mrs. Kisses told me to say that.
    xoRobyn

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  3. the duchess has the same attitude as my cat, steve. suddenly you find them sleeping someplace weird & they look at you like you're the one with issues. :)

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  4. Plumperdink is one FAT CAT. Nothing like stating the obvious, I know.

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  5. Oh I believe Melvin...I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!

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  6. Your white cat is just too fat. You need to put him/her in the Jenny Cat program.

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  7. Melvin is too funny! Also, the white cat needs to miss a few meals...

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  8. Sir Reggie (yes, we are on a first name basis) also says the are going to unionize to stop further transgressions....

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  9. Invisible, lol, he needs all the encouragement he can get.

    Awal, Jenny Cat, lol!

    Pat, lol, you two are on a first name basis? So cold and formal with me.

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  10. I thought these kitties had a longtime contract with you. At least that is what I negotiated for them during that tumultuous 2009 holiday season. So if you think that those 'scab' cats the you hired cheaply in Mexico are going to take the jobs of our local cats away - then we, sir, will be seeing you in court. It's just the 'principal' of the thing you understand.

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  11. Jeez, cats.. Tell us how you REALLEEZ feel!

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  12. Yay for the return of Sir Reginald Plumperdink! Huzzah!

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  13. Wow, I feel bad for liking that article because it took food away from Plumperdink. And poor unloved Melvin!

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