10) Such a lazy substitution for a post.
9) People who don't put any effort into coming up with clever, word... things.
8) Ones with stupid debates like 'top 10 reasons dogs are better than cats' when everyone knows cats are better.
7) When someone feeds them after midnight and they turn into monsters.
6) The ones that kidnapped me as a child.
5) The number five.
3) People who can't even keep their thoughts properly ordered.
4) The ones that just ramble on and on and on about nothing without ever making any real points about anything relevant to anything going on in my world that I honestly couldn't care less about and also there's no punctuation
2) The ones that have a weak number one.
1) Tom Wopat.
Any likeness or resemblance to any person, living or dead, in the above top ten list is purely coincidental. Especially Tom Wopat.
Well put.
ReplyDeleteyou lost me when you said cats were better than dogs.
ReplyDeleteok that's not true. I read on, and thank god I did, #1 is gold.
Yeah, people who post top ten lists are lame! Oh wait...
ReplyDeleteGreat minds think alike. I really liked this post, but I was hoping # 1 would be Denvere Pyle.
ReplyDeleteI'm inclined to make an award for best post title ever. (That would go to you for this one.) I love it. The list is hilarious too. I had to look up Tom Wopat, though. Now, I'm wishing I didn't.
ReplyDeleteTom Wopat's the bomb, yo!
ReplyDeleteThis post did not make me laugh...
ReplyDelete...more than ten times.
Hold on, let me reread it to make sure...
...nope, no more than twenty times.
Too offense to #9, still laughing over #5.
ReplyDeleteI hear his mother had a similar reaction.
ReplyDeleteNo to Uncle Jesse?!
ReplyDeleteYeah those guys su- oh...
ReplyDeleteLOL.... Tom Wopat?! That was random!
ReplyDeletei had to look up Tom Wopat and I do agree with all but the cats are better than dog part...should the #1 apply to you too ;P
ReplyDeletedude. you already know how i feel about cats. odd how you mentioned tom in this post, i just caught a dukes of hazard episode for the first time in forever and was like, did any of the girls dig him back in the days?
ReplyDeleteps i thought of you tonight. i introduced my husband to the wilhelm scream and have you to thank :) i felt so clever.
amen.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah number 8!!
ReplyDelete#10 a lazy substitution for a comment.
ReplyDeletewonderful list, think we need more top 10s
ReplyDeleteSee???
ReplyDeleteThis is why you can't stop blogging!
my future lists will have 'tom wopat' as an item. a stroke of genius that is.
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