Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The Dinosaur Party Candidates: Ms. Staytha Course




Ms. Staytha Course
(Triceratops - Herbivore)

Hello, my name is Staytha Course and I’m here today to officially throw my hat into the 2012 campaign for President. Of course, I tend to rip holes in hats, so I don’t actually own one, but it’s just an expression so don’t take that as me lying. I know you people. You’ll twist my words around and manufacture a huge headwear controversy, sending people to my house demanding to see evidence of a hat, writing damaging articles with headlines about head lines, and smearing me with wild accusations and insults and threats and lawyers AND I’M NOT TAKING IT! SO JUST BACK OFF! 

Alright, so, anyway, if elected I will improve America in some critically important ways, such as airplane seats. They’re too stinkin’ small, and I’m not paying for two, or in some cases three tickets, just so I can squeeze into a place that also has atrocious headroom—even if you’re not wearing a hat. I also plan to expand our current daycare laws, to include pre-birth children as well. You shouldn't be denied assistance just because your child hasn’t hatched yet. I’m here for you America! Lastly, I will be diligent in my efforts to legalize cloning. Thank you for your time this morning, and don’t forget to vote.




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14 comments:

  1. I just don't identify with her agenda.

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  2. As someone who can identify with not fitting into airplane seats, I support her views.

    Also, the hat jokes were gold. What's not to like?

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  3. I thought Christie decided not to run? Oh wait it's a she?

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  4. Some wear cloths but some do not. I am having trouble with her who fereewheeling lifestyle.

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  5. I don't know about seat widths but a little more leg room and the seat ahead of you banging on your legs when you are just about to doze off is a real pain on the ageing knee caps.

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  6. I agree with Budd on the first response!

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  7. I just love that first paragraph, and her agenda isn't bad. I'm all for bigger seats on airplanes and daycare for fetuses.

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  8. She looks a little hefty to fly in one seat. Methinks she has a personal agenda.

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  9. I like her. She's a bit touchy about her head but her daycare stance will pull in the votes.
    This is my favorite yet, actually. Very well written. Go Statha!
    xoRobyn

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  10. I think I might have found my candidate!! She has a platform I can stand on!! LOL

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  11. I don't believe Staytha Course has a chance. Mostly because of her porn-producer husband, Inter.

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  12. No hat, no vote!
    At least she sounds honest and didn't smear her competition.

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