Friday, October 7, 2011

Real Steel, Human Centipede 2, Ides of March: Weekend Review


New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each


1911 (limited) - Chan directing Chan. It's a Chan sandwich.

The Human Centipede 2 (limited) - Tempting, but I think I'm gonna pass.

The Ides of March - I'm not even going to feign interest.

Real Steel - Who doesn't like them Rockem Sockem Robots?

The Swell Season (limited) - I'm so there if it plays nearby.


I've been a bit busy this past week and probably will be for the next couple of weeks. As such I've decided to let Artificial TS fill in for me. He's a lot like me but let ficial. 


















Some crazy, crazy thoughts there ATS. But in my opinion, perfectly valid.

Have a great weekend everyone!




16 comments:

  1. That was pretty clever! I'm with you on the Human Centepide. It takes a lot to upset my stomach and just the thought of this movie makes me want to hurl...

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  2. HC 1 was not nearly as bad as what people were saying. That movie could have been way worse, which is, I suppose, the point of part 2. I won't pay money to see it, but I might watch it for free, if I was bored, and there was nothing else on, and my wife was not around, and the same goes for the kids.

    The Swell Season. I loved the movie Once. It was great.

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  3. This post is beyond weird, and for that, I commend you.

    Is Real Steel for kids or does it just look like the stupidest movie on the planet?

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  4. You are a genius most times but this post has really put you over the top for me, buddy. Way to continue to be fresh while advancing your brand. Great stuff. I laughed till I cried.

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  5. I get what you mean about wishing you could unsee things. Great post.

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  6. Aren't you the clever guy? Getting that robot to fill in for you. I think the rockem sockem robots one is in my future....I've got 3 boys and a girl who thinks she is a boy and they are DYING to see it. Happy Friday!

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  7. @Pat, Thanks. Yeah it looks pretty nasty.

    @Budd, I never watched it on principle but I know the first one was supposed to be more about the idea rather than execution. So the fact the second one is taking a shot at people complaining about that... I just got no desire.

    @Camel, Thank you, I do try. Real Steel is a family movie. It's had some good word, but I just got no desire.

    @Kal, That's high praise indeed. Thank you very much sir!

    @Belle, Thank you!

    @Stacy, A couple of my friends have already seen it and informed me it's pretty decent. Let me know if you like it.

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  8. CHAN SANDWICH! HA. That was the best thing I've read all morning.

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  9. Everybody thinks of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots! Like the Chan sandwich.

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  10. Isn't there an oxymoron somewhere in a movie named "The Ides of March" being released in October - - - and NOT EVEN on the 15th at that???????

    This has been bugging me ever since I saw the first commercial for this movie.

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  11. I have yet to see Human Centipede 1.

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  12. I am in for Ides and Steel...the rest not so much. And nothing named the Human Centipede will ever see my eyes. Thank you and good night.

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  13. Ha ha ha...love the many faces of TS.

    Hubby thinks the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots will be a cute movie. I'll watch anything (almost) with George and Ryan in it. ;)

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  14. I wish Chan would stop acting now so that I can relive his glory days, given his son is acting in movies now. Hc....is he like those furry toys i buy for my nephews?...
    If showing ides in oct can save the movie at the box office, the makers are in for a huge surprise, aren't they?
    The robot or the clone??...sounded just like you.

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  15. haha fantastic - this post is awesomely weird.

    ATS should come back from the kitchen from time to time to write

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  16. That was a fun and perfectly valid post. Great work.
    xoRobyn

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