'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"Turning a children's book into three movies is crazy. It's that kind of decadent, excessive, culture that's bringing this country down. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bacon wrapped stick of butter with my name on it.'
"This whole 48 FPS thing ticks me off! It's all crap. What? No, I haven't seen it for myself yet. I don't need experience to back up my opinions. Peter Jackson is dead to me. Fact."
"Actually I'm quite excited to see the new film. I loved LOTR and I'm excited to see Martin Freeman in the role.... Meow."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"Was that Adam Storke?! Holy hell, he's a cat now? ...Good for him."
Melvin, you're on.
"Okay... I ate the chipmunk, I'm sorry."