'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"You know who I like? I like that Christian Bale. Is he in this film? No? In that case I'll probably pass. But, you know, let me know if it turns out he was in it."
"Mr. Selfridge is great in this period piece, which sees him starting up a new mega Walmart with a bunch of his Brahs."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"I prefer the original version with Charlton Heston where the apes take over the world."
"This movie was too stupid for me."