10) Such a lazy substitution for a post.
9) People who don't put any effort into coming up with clever, word... things.
8) Ones with stupid debates like 'top 10 reasons dogs are better than cats' when everyone knows cats are better.
7) When someone feeds them after midnight and they turn into monsters.
6) The ones that kidnapped me as a child.
5) The number five.
3) People who can't even keep their thoughts properly ordered.
4) The ones that just ramble on and on and on about nothing without ever making any real points about anything relevant to anything going on in my world that I honestly couldn't care less about and also there's no punctuation
2) The ones that have a weak number one.
1) Tom Wopat.
Any likeness or resemblance to any person, living or dead, in the above top ten list is purely coincidental. Especially Tom Wopat.