What Cats Are Saying About Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

We recently polled some local cats to hear their opinions. This time we wanted to find out what they thought of the latest Johnny Depp film, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'

"I've loved that Paul McCatney, ever since he was in the greatest group of all time; Wings."

'Mrs. Kisses'

"Dead men tell no tales? Then. I. Wish. They. All. Were. Dead."

'Duchess Gary Cooper'

"No."

'Melvin'

"When we play Pirates of the Caribbean, I'm always Joon."