Comments on The Non-Review: 8-Bits and Pieces (Classic Video Game Reviews)

Duuuuude... Dont get me started about god damn fuc...

2010-03-10T23:50:27.061-06:00

Duuuuude... Dont get me started about god damn fucking Dragon Warrior, do you know how many times I didnt hold reset and lost 12hrs+ of gameplay??!!?!? I will NEVER beat that fucking game. You cant spell Dragon Warrior without "F R U S T R A T I O N."

Dragon Warrior friggin RULEZ

2010-03-10T07:16:04.016-06:00

Dragon Warrior friggin RULEZ

Did you play Earthbound for the SNES? THAT was an ...

2010-03-09T22:42:48.513-06:00

Did you play Earthbound for the SNES? THAT was an awesome rpg.

Once every few years I download the emulator for it on my computer ... but then I get distracted by something even more random.

See that's why I loved the games back then. Ni...

2010-03-09T20:17:22.501-06:00

See that's why I loved the games back then. Nice, rich detailed backstories.

Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What? Never heard of A Boy And His Bl...

2010-03-09T17:52:48.457-06:00

Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What? Never heard of A Boy And His Blob? You'd feed your blob jellybeans to make him transform into different objects.... If you ran off the screen and the blob couldn't catch up, you'd throw a ketchup flavored jelly bean and the blob would catch up....

Wow. That took me back!

2010-03-09T17:44:10.177-06:00

Wow. That took me back!

Geof, I think it was kind of a requirement that yo...

2010-03-09T17:33:16.205-06:00

Geof, I think it was kind of a requirement that you had to be as perverse or sarcastic as possible.

Asblack, I loved Marble Madness. Actually I'm thinking of requesting guest reviews for this column because there are thousands of old cool games that should be remembered. I mean I've never even heard of A Boy and his Blob.

My biggest problem with RPG games is that I'd ...

2010-03-09T17:06:00.686-06:00

My biggest problem with RPG games is that I'd get to the end guys and I wouldn't have enough experience to beat the bad guys....

Are you planning any reviews of A Boy and His Blob or Marble Madness?

I used to name my characters things like shit and ...

2010-03-09T15:47:22.855-06:00

I used to name my characters things like shit and fuck all the time. Gimmie a break, I was like 11 or 12.