Friday, February 13, 2015

We Dare You Not To Think Of These Kittens While Watching 50 Shades Of Grey



50 Shades of Grey is out this weekend, just in time for Valentine's Day. Good luck watching it with your partner and NOT thinking of these adorable kittens.





Try not to remember this sweet ball of ginger fluff when Christian and Ana first meet.





This lovable rascal shouldn't pop into your head as the tension builds between the two leads.





Whatever you do, don't think of this purr machine begging to be petted as Ana and Christian share a kiss.





These two sweethearts are waiting for you to play with them, but don't think about that as Ana and Christian work out a contract. 





Definitely clear your head of this little one as you enjoy Dakota Johnson's performance.





There aren't even any marshmallows in the film, no reason to worry about suddenly thinking of this angel.






When you're watching the BDSM scenes, for goodness sake, don't suddenly remember this kitten that got tuckered out while playing with string,





None of these tired babies should bother your brain while you enjoy your erotic movie.


Friday, February 6, 2015

These Walls Could Talk

Not only could these walls talk, but when we listened in, they had some pretty insightful things to say.





"Estoy erosionando como el castillo de arena"







"This ***damned bench, already."






"I've never cared for Pat Sajak as a person. As a host...he's unbeatable."






"I grew up, not a stone's throw from here."






"Whatever happened to that fat kid from The Goonies?"







"More and more often I find myself saying I can't believe it's already _____."






"I saw a rooster the other day. It may have been a turtle."






"I've never found the bottom of that bottle yet."




Friday, January 30, 2015

These 6 Pictures of Wilford Brimley Will Make You Reevaluate Your Preconceptions About Oatmeal

Think you're set on how you feel about oatmeal? Your mind's about to be blown by these pictures of Wilford Brimley.




Get ready to question all your values regarding oatmeal.






How do you feel about oatmeal now? Bet you didn't think about this when you passed up a bowl for that sugary doughnut this morning.






If you think of oatmeal as a bland goo, you've got the wrong idea. Many enjoy the taste of oatmeal each day prepared as a gourmet breakfast.






No diabetes here.








Bet you never thought about oatmeal on a global scheme, did you? 






It's okay if you find the above image sexy. That's not wrong. Not wrong at all. Body by oatmeal.







OATMEAL!




Friday, January 9, 2015

6 Pictures Of Angelina Jolie Pretending To Be A Frog

We all know the sexy and sophisticated side of Angelina Jolie, but did you know she also does amazing impressions of frogs? Take a look at the 6 pictures we found of her amphibious improv.


Simply gorgeous, but you're here to see her Frogger about.






It's not just the pose, it's the colors. All that work was worth it to make this beautiful frog come to life.






WOWZA! Look at Angelina dazzle as this Dart Frog.






Ha ha, gross Angelina! Though we must admire the commitment.






Don't lick Angelina as this poisonous frog or it could be a fatal mistake.






Just like the Superhero we know her to be, here's Angelina as Super(wo)man Frog.





Most impressive of all, Angelina is actually the smaller frog inside the other frog's mouth.

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