Friday, January 29, 2010

10 reasons to destroy the earth

10. Meredith Vieira

9. Goodlettsville, TN (have you been here...?)

8. Cephalopods have taken over the world (for Cal)

7. Because no matter how you spell it, Travel Scrabble, 'vindictave' is a word.

6. Because I'm bored (duh duh duuuuuuuuuuhhhh)

5. The girls who broke our hearts. I'm not going to name names, but you know who you are... Sarah, Michelle, Danielle, Nicole, Ellen, Kristin, Nicky, Anna, Beatrice, Susan, Shelly, Héloise, Carol, Michelle, Donna, Michelle, Rose, Katelyn, Michelle...

4. It's in the way of our superhighway.

3. Because I hate it when someone tells me I can't do something.

2. This is the song that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was, but we'll go on and on and on, forever just because, this is the song that never ends...

1.  Jersey Shore, season 2.

Thanks once again to my brother for helping compile the lists this week.


  1. Michelle broke your heart too? And Héloise, don't even get me started with Héloise.

  2. Nice hitchhikers reference on #4 (I'm remembering that correctly?)

  3. Yes sir, that's an extra point to you for knowing it.

  4. YAY! Now I want to have another baby and name it Héloise! Love it! Oops, but now my husband wants to end your world.

    I ask you, Is Jersey Shore really the problem? Or is it the people willing to watch Jersey Shore that the universe needs to be cleansed of?

    I do have a vague recollection of breaking yours and your brother's hearts. But until you mentioned my name in your list, I had forgotten all about it. I'm also pretty sure I never apologized. Well anyway, I'm glad someone finally figured out a simple way to put an end to the song that didn't have the decency to end itself. Kudos, boys.


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