Friday, January 8, 2010

The 7 Word Weekend Review

All the new movie releases reviewed in 7 words.


Bitch Slap (limited) - Nope, not joking. That's really the title.

Crazy on the Outside (limited) - Tim Allen, romantic comedy... system fails again.

Wonderful World (limited) - Let's choose to remember Broderick in 'WarGames.'

Youth in Revolt - Books were good, Cera can only improve.

Leap Year - How do you spell the raspberry sound?

Have a good weekend peoples of the infinite thunder! (Yeah I have no idea what that means but go with it. It sounds dramatic).

5 comments:

  1. Yep looks like the holiday movie season has definitely passed, have to wait until summer. Although "Clash of the Titans" is coming out in March. I'm still a sucker for the cheezy version with Harry Hamlin, so I can't wait. But I'm a sucker for movies based on mythology.
    Have a great weekend.

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  2. I love that version. I'm also looking forward to the new one. I've always adored those types of movies. Ever see "Jason and the Argonauts" with all the stop-motion animation? That's the best right there.

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  3. For Lord knows what reason I saw leap year with 2 friends ...

    It was fun laughing at it.

    Before the movie started each of us picked a line, I would say, "Oh ... my ... God!" One of them said, "(whatever a gasping noise is)." The other said, "huh?" So we would at various times do these lines in a row.

    Wait - why did you bother to see that movie? And did you cry tears of pain?

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  4. That is hysterical. I have to try that out sometime.

    Why did I see that movie? Simple answer, I didn't. I do a lot of real reviews on here, but the 7 word review for the most part is just satire.

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