Tuesday, March 2, 2010

What cats are saying about Alice in Wonderland

Once again we polled four cats to find out their opinions. This time we asked them what they thought of the new Tim Burton film 'Alice in Wonderland.'

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I thought it could have used a scene where the Cheshire Cat eats the White Rabbit. Actually that sounds good, I'll take the rabbit, lightly braised in a thick Port stock. Hmm? What do you mean you're not a waiter?"

'Mrs. Kisses'
"I'm not going to say it, but you know I'm not happy. Once again the cat has to play second fiddle to a bunch of half wit characters. Whenever a cat gets its own film it's some trash like Garfield. I demand equal rights for cats."

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"I thought that was a book. Don't you people ever just stay in and read?

"I'm not allowed to play in the backyard anymore since the mushrooms disappeared and I got sick."


  1. So if these cats had opposable thumbs they'd give it two thumbs down...?

  2. I love your creativity. Great post. Very original. 4 stars. bah 'your not a waiter'

    Would you like to guest post on my blog some day?

  3. Kristy, I think they would yeah. But then these cats are notoriously pessimistic. Except for Melvin that is.

    Toast, sure, and I would extend the same offer to you. Drop me a line with what you have in mind.

  4. hahahaha funniest thing I have read all day!!!!!!! Soooo witty!!!
    I love me some pus...err cats

  5. Poor Melvin. Is he up for adoption? He's won my heart.

  6. Very funny comment, Ms. Kristy.
    I don't think cats really care, as long as they are being fed, do they???

  7. Now these are four swingers who know what they are talking about. I too find that the Chesire Cat is underratted and that dope smoking caterpillar needs to go into rehab. No one ever talks about that. They just indulge his habit for ratings.

  8. Ha Ha! I love 'Plumperdink'! Great post as always!

  9. HAHAHA!! This post made me laugh out loud, causing my boyfriend to ask me what I was laughing at.



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