'Sir Reginald Plumpington'
"I think it's great. If I had a time machine, I'd travel back to last night before I ate dinner, so that I could eat it again."
"I couldn't have been happier about it. I thought it was delightfully entertaining. What you're surprised? Well screw you, you sorry son of a..."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"Who told you about my- oh wait you're talking about the movie. Yeah I thought it was pretty funny. A hot tub is like a big sink, so I liked that."
"I didn't like our hot tub because it was cold and swirled around when I pulled the handle."