The kid with the television on his head. Add to that his sylish jumper and I gotta say I like his look. That kid gots moxie I tells ya. Plus he can broadcast my favorite shows as I star into his cold, dead eyes.
That bear thing will only molest me as all brown bears are apt to do.
And 'Triangle the Stink Bug' is just too sharp and pointy for me to ever hug or get close too.
At first glance, the obvious choice would appear to be Number 2...assuming our goal is to meet someone..(or someTHING)...that is non-threatening. But sometimes, the 'cutesy' things are sinister and deceiving in appearance.
Now, Number 1 does appear to be an odd and demonic creature, so, no.
So I will go with Number 3, anything that has a video display AND is wearing pajamas is on a level I can relate to.
Number 1 appears to be able to morph into many diverse geometrically complex creatures. Morphing of any nature is scary to me unless it involves marshmallows morphing into the delectably sweet glue that melds with a chocolate bar and graham crackers bringing them together together in perfect harmony.
Number 3 appears to be locked on the channel "1" this bothers me as I do not know what programming the channel "1" offers. In a dark alley certain programing could elicit violence. In a violent situation the cuteness of red footed pajamas would distract me from my personal safety.
Number 2 appears to be good at hoarding things. If I am going to be in a dark alley for an extended period of time, it would be nice to be there with ,someone who is prepared. Also if he likes nuts as his image might portray, his tail appears to be flattened enough that he could crush the nuts into a tasty peanut butter. Peanut butter in a dark alley sounds delightful.
The squirrel. I think it's a squirrel? The pointy green man looks dangerous, and I don't need that television head to be broadcasting "The Ring" when I meet it head on.
I'd go for the first guy - because there's a CHANCE he may be challenging the person he meets in a dark alley to a dance fight. And I can't refuse the chance at a dance fight.
Ok, I usually like whistleblowers, taking on the big corporations and all, but you can't lead the mutiny and be the whistle blower at the same time. Although you did draw her out of the cotton field, supposedly dripping wet, all that Texas rain and hot tubs! So next time tell us first so we don't post missing photos on milk cartons after she shows up!
BTW I decided to go with the 2nd one even though I doubt that's a pizza delivery hat...I need the boxes to make raft and I think I can make a deal with him. After all, that's what a dark alley is for, right?
The pointy guy could stab with his piercing angles. The TV-head guy could shatter glass over you. But the middle guy, ahhh, ummm.....a huggy bear WITH PIZZA. What's not to like? So delicioso!
The kid with the television on his head. Add to that his sylish jumper and I gotta say I like his look. That kid gots moxie I tells ya. Plus he can broadcast my favorite shows as I star into his cold, dead eyes.
ReplyDeleteThat bear thing will only molest me as all brown bears are apt to do.
And 'Triangle the Stink Bug' is just too sharp and pointy for me to ever hug or get close too.
You know, with me, it's all about the love.
the green guy. he looks like he can dance.
ReplyDeleteAt first glance, the obvious choice would appear to be Number 2...assuming our goal is to meet someone..(or someTHING)...that is non-threatening.
ReplyDeleteBut sometimes, the 'cutesy' things are sinister and deceiving in appearance.
Now, Number 1 does appear to be an odd and demonic creature, so, no.
So I will go with Number 3, anything that has a video display AND is wearing pajamas is on a level I can relate to.
Number 1 appears to be able to morph into many diverse geometrically complex creatures. Morphing of any nature is scary to me unless it involves marshmallows morphing into the delectably sweet glue that melds with a chocolate bar and graham crackers bringing them together together in perfect harmony.
ReplyDeleteNumber 3 appears to be locked on the channel "1" this bothers me as I do not know what programming the channel "1" offers. In a dark alley certain programing could elicit violence. In a violent situation the cuteness of red footed pajamas would distract me from my personal safety.
Number 2 appears to be good at hoarding things. If I am going to be in a dark alley for an extended period of time, it would be nice to be there with ,someone who is prepared. Also if he likes nuts as his image might portray, his tail appears to be flattened enough that he could crush the nuts into a tasty peanut butter. Peanut butter in a dark alley sounds delightful.
The third guy. That way I can watch my NetFlix.
ReplyDeleteThe squirrel. I think it's a squirrel? The pointy green man looks dangerous, and I don't need that television head to be broadcasting "The Ring" when I meet it head on.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, bring 'em all on!
ReplyDeleteI guess it all depends on what they want to do in the alley...
ReplyDeleteI'm all out of pizza-hats, so I'd choose the bear in hopes that he would let me buy his off of him.
ReplyDeleteThat is a bear right? And he is wearing a pizza hat, right? Okay, good, I was worried I was being weird or something.
I'd go for the first guy - because there's a CHANCE he may be challenging the person he meets in a dark alley to a dance fight. And I can't refuse the chance at a dance fight.
ReplyDeleteI need verification, is the brown thing a squirrel or bear with a pizza hat? It makes a big difference!
ReplyDeleteI vote for the pizza delivery bear. I'm hoping those red dots are mushrooms, not anchovies.
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I would choose the third creature because he/she seems to have a tv for a head. He/she would light up the alley for me plus I can watch some ALF.
ReplyDeleteThe first dude looks like a praying mantis that knows kung fu or karate and I don't want to mess with that.
That second one looks way too cute and I don't trust it.
#3, we can turn that big ol TV head on and use it as a light source, and a means of entertainment...win win
ReplyDeleteOk, I usually like whistleblowers, taking on the big corporations and all, but you can't lead the mutiny and be the whistle blower at the same time. Although you did draw her out of the cotton field, supposedly dripping wet, all that Texas rain and hot tubs! So next time tell us first so we don't post missing photos on milk cartons after she shows up!
ReplyDeleteBTW I decided to go with the 2nd one even though I doubt that's a pizza delivery hat...I need the boxes to make raft and I think I can make a deal with him. After all, that's what a dark alley is for, right?
Dawn, I'm a rule breaker. Leading a mutiny and informing on myself is going to be all the rage in a couple years.
ReplyDeleteThe pointy guy could stab with his piercing angles. The TV-head guy could shatter glass over you. But the middle guy, ahhh, ummm.....a huggy bear WITH PIZZA. What's not to like? So delicioso!
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