The following is a conversation I overheard while walking through a store. Sometimes reality is just more funny.
5 year old girl: You called me Charlie!
Woman: Yes I did.
5 year old girl: But that's your cat's name!
Woman: Yes it is.
5 year old girl: I'm a cat?
Woman: No, you were just acting like him. Now, do you want to get Starburst or Skittles?
5 Year old girl: I don't want either.
Woman: But you like both of them. Don't you want a candy?
5 Year old girl: I don't want candy, I want a toy!
Woman: Now Charlie...