Tuesday, December 28, 2010

What Cats Are Saying About 2010 - Special deluxe edition

Once again we polled some local cats to learn their opinions. This time we wanted to know what they thought of 2010 as a whole.

"I sucked the souls out of twelve people. That's 3 down from last year."

'Edgar Cat-sy'
"Seems like it went by so fast. Almost as if I slept through it."

'Smiley Joe'
"It was wet."

"You know I'll always love you baby. I -what? Oh, sorry dude. 2010 was... dang girl, you fine... uh, the year was -no, no sweetness, I'm not ignoring you, just let me talk to the man. 2010 was... Mmm, hot."

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"People kept using me as a doorstop, which is really impractical as I tend to move. I do too move! Shut up."

'Mrs. Kisses'
"I hate each year just a little more than the last. That my 'friends' is the secret to eternal beauty."

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"I'm sorry, how did I not make the big naughty or nice spectacular? I got a facebook profile for crying out loud and that didn't qualify me. And who was number 1? Melvin! What a worthless end to a worthless year, propagated by worthless cats that weren't me."


"Santa took my presents again."


  1. Poor Melvin! I hope 2011 is a better year for him. Maybe he'll upgrade from a soft melon hat to a more practical (from a safey perspective) coconut helment. A tin foil hat might also do the trcik. - G

  2. Yes, add tin foil to Melvin's hat - then aliens can't read his mind.

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  4. I agree with Edgar I slept through most of it...And ro-meow seems to have a good hot year...I do hope that Duchess finds a bath tub perhaps then she may make it to the naughty list...Happy New Year Cat Master... ;)

  5. Aw, dear Melvin, come on over here, sweetie. Would chocolate help, or would it kill you?
    Great batch of cat insight, TS.

  6. 'Karen' better kick it up a notch.

  7. again? poor Melvin, better luck next year

  8. ummm... my cat, steve, was kind of upset that he was left out of this poll. he said that this is your second warning. :)

  9. CRAZY! CRAZY Melvin! Santa is Jewish. Duh.

  10. It's ok Karen, there is still time left. Better pick up the pace.

  11. It seems you are able to mindmeld with the felines like I can.

  12. I concur with Smiley Joe. Let's hope 2011 is better.

  13. Ah, there's Karen again, with her marvelous headlights.
    Thank you so much for showing me this!

  14. Melvin has got to catch a break in 2011.

  15. Dammit! Melvin needs a Chuck Norris bodyguard to get him through 2011, and beyond!

  16. Poor Melvin! Hey, I wonder if Karen's photo was taken with a BlackBerry. I have photos of Chawklit that look like that because of my BlackBerry!


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