Tuesday, July 12, 2011

10 Signs You're A Psychotic Harry Potter Fan

10. You've decorated your house to look like Hogwarts.

9. You sleep in a cupboard under the stairs.

8. You have all the cast member's autographs signed as their characters.

7. You spend your time working on a shot for shot remake of the first film done in Lego.

6. When you go see a new Harry Potter movie, it's the only day you don't dress up like a wizard.

5. You choose your friends based on how closely they resemble Harry's friends.

4. You've gotten into a bar fight when it was suggested Richard Harris was the better Dumbledore.

3. You've played real wizard chess, and those of you still alive agree it was "awesome".

2. You've rewritten Catcher in the Rye as if Holden Caulfield was Harry.

1. When you're down, you grind up a used copy of Chamber of Secrets and snort the powder.


  1. this is an amazing piece of self annalysis.  Seek help with HPA.

  2. Hilarious!!!!

  3. If this is you, seek help now!
    And Harris WAS better. Just saying.

  4. Love 3. And I'm sure I'd be one of the dad ones.

  5. I think I'm the only person alive who has never seen any of the Harry Potter flicks or read any of the books.

  6. You're not the only one. I know a few people who haven't. Very worth it though.

  7. I've only seen the first harry potter movie. I'm considering watching the rest. Getting my wiz on.

  8. NOW, NOW...a bit too late to come out of the closet err cupboard...unless u are a very cold DD....i don't fit into any but does playing SOW on FB everyday count...??

  9. Amazingly I do not understand a single one of those. I guess I am the Anti-Potter.


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