"I didn't understand the point of it. Where was all the dancing?"
Isram Sheema - The Bollywood Reporter
"Mario Van Peebles? Who let that clown out of the sewer?"
Austin Temple - Christian Movie Bi-Weekly
"Loved it. Had a ball."
Harlem Willis - Globe & Trotter
"It certainly was a movie."
Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton Daily
"Michael Clark Who? What's a Luke Perry? What's with all the lights?
Jim Smith - Crotchety Old Man Digest
"Movie of the millennium. Seriously, pure heart tugging gold. I'd like to marry this movie and have little movie babies with it."
Everett Johnson - Guy who snuck in
"Aren't I dead!?"
Barry Goldwater - Senator