Friday, April 12, 2013

Katherine Kremes

"Katherine Hepburn?"
"Nah, nah, nah... The other one."
"Audrey Hepburn?"
"She the one what was in that Pig-mailin' film?"
"I thought that was Babe."
"Babe Hepburn?"
"Nah, Babe the pig. Talked, saved that spider Charlotte."
"Mmm... You mean Wilbur."
"Wilbur? Wilbur was a talking horse."
"No, Mr. Ed was the talking horse. Wilbur, was the guy he talked to."
"What's that got to do with Audrey Hepburn?"
"Don't you mean Katherine?"
"Depends. What was the question again?"
"...I don't remember."
"Me neither."
"Excuse me, but I remember what the question was."
"Oh yeah, what was it?"
"I wanted to know about the donuts..."
"That's right, I completely forgot. Nope, sorry, we're out of the Krispy Kremes.


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