I think I'm just going to sleepwalk through this weekend.
Zzzz... 2 Guns... No way does this feel like something I've seen a hundred times... Zzzz... Ssnort, basic cable... zzzzz...
Smurfs 2.... Zzzz... Seen one smurf, you've seen them all.... zzZZzzzzZzz... Wilfred Brimely diabeetus... zzz... Oh wait, that had nothing to do with smurfs... zzz...
I'll admit it, I didn't completely hate the first Smurf film. It had its redeeming moments. I didn't really feel the need for a sequel, but money speaks louder than words. I'll probably end up watching it in about a year. No real rush though. Still there's this:
World's largest smurf, which they rolled out in the UK for the DVD premiere of the first film. If they do an even bigger smurf to top the last, that'll justify the movies existence and then some. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a giant inflatable smurf.
Sorry 2 Guns, no giant inflatable smurf for you. Maybe if you become a beloved cartoon for children first. Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg could be always on the run from a powerful dark wizard. I'd watch that. I'd eat the sponsored cereal too.
Guess That Movie
Last Week: Alex once again jumped in first, guessing Silver Bullet, the Stephen King werewolf film that stars Megan Follows, Corey Haim, and Gary Busey. I'm going to have to start playing hardball to see if I can stump Alex.
What are your plans this weekend? Going to set out some smurf motels to get rid of an infestation? Going to sit around counting your, not one, but two guns? Will Batman escape from the Riddler's diabolical trap?