Saturday, October 11, 2014

Congresswoman Diane Black Answers My Question

Recently I received the following email from congresswoman Diane Black:

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Here's the thing, I never sent her a letter or question or what have you. At least, not that I remember. This got me thinking, what question might I have asked the esteemed congresswoman? Here is my list of possible queries:

  • Lady-dude, what's with all the robocalls?
  • Want to split an unlimited appetizers plate at Applebees? It's unlimited!
  • Is it true sharks can't swim backwards?
  • Is this another one of those email controversies your office specializes in?
  • What time is it?
  • Given the fact that a high profile pharmaceutical company holds a patent on the Ebola virus and already basically had vaccines ready for human testing; and given that the same company has their hands in key pockets of our government -without getting too conspiratorial- wouldn't you say this is, at the very least, a conflict of interest?
  • Is it possible to stack butts?  

Might I have asked any of these questions? We'll have to wait and see. I'll know for sure once I get that personal emailed answer from her.


  1. Ghost email, at least it didn't have a racist cartoon attached.

  2. The second to the last is important, but I really want to know why sharks can't swim backwards.

  3. I can't believe I've been away for so long. You just keep getting better and better, TS. Thanks for the laughs.

    I hope you've been well.

  4. Hey there! Catch anything?
    That is so funny! I hope she doesn't send the black helicopters after you...

  5. Hey Robyn, good to hear from you! Hope you are good as well. This is actually my first post after taking a month and a half off, so your timing is great.

  6. Come to think of it, there were helicopters hanging around the other day...

  7. That's weird, but maybe she just sends them to everyone that THINKS about calling her to head them off.


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