Wednesday, June 1, 2016

10 Things You Might Not Know About The End Of The World

10. It's literally going to happen in your backyard.

9. For 10 dollars I can tell you when it's all going down.

8. Your last meal will be a plateful of mushrooms. Just mushrooms. 

7. There will be an after party on Mars.

6. The last words anyone utters will be "Ha! You said Butt."

5. You'll regret every piece of kale you ate.

4. When it happens you'll be the 3,000,000063rd to know.

3. For whatever reason, the Chicken Dance Song will be playing across the planet.

2. There won't be anywhere to sit.

1. Not to give anything away but, damn it, James McAvoy...

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