Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Review: The Flu

I felt it started out slow, but quickly built to a head pounding climax. One that has yet to end unfortunately. The stars of the story, little biological entities that swarmed the inside of my body, quickly engulfing all thoughts of well being; replacing them with a desire to do nothing more than become a jelly in my bed. What goes down, threatens to come back up. The thing on my face, that once I called a nose, has been replaced by faucet from hell. Cheeks hurt, and not in a fun way; and my eyes are all a blur.

If there is any justice in this world there will be a sequel; wherein I find who gave me the flu and enact a swift and powerful revenge. Maybe by giving them double flu, or something.

All in all I haven't really enjoyed it, and I can't say I recommend anyone else trying it.

The Flu:
-27 hells out of 14.


  1. Oh man, you shoulda gotten your flu shot :( Feel better!!

  2. Thank you, I do feel better. I don't believe in flu shots, I'm more into the natural medicines.

  3. I loved your blog. Thank you.


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