This is John Denver
This is also my second grade teacher, Mr. Dove.
No, not literally. When I was in school I didn't know who John Denver
As wonderful as all that sounds, what got on my nerves was Mr. Dove's favorite pastime. Every Friday for sure, and every time we had a lull in a school day, he would sit us down with a guitar and teach us to sing the songs of his choosing. Songs like 'Rocky Mountain High' and 'Sunshine on my Shoulder' were some of his favorites. He wasn't just limited to John Denver songs, but I certainly learned more than my share.
It wasn't until a couple years back when I bought one of nephews (as a joke) a John Denver
I have no idea what became of Mr. Dove. Quite possibly he's still in that school, tucked away in a valley in southern Ontario. I sometimes ponder how many children have grown up musically molested by that man, and I say a little prayer for them. I would ask that you to do the same.
Mr. Dove: What the Hell out of Seriously?!
This is hilarious! Ha ha! John Denver! My dad always played his songs on his guitar when I was four.
ReplyDeleteI actually like a couple of his songs now, but I still feel wronged when I start humming a song and realize it's left over from those days.
ReplyDeleteOMG...as a teacher I have seen my share of 'goony birds'. I wonder sometimes how the kindergarten class I did P.E. with twice a week saw me. I was half biker/half wrestler and larger than any three of them put together. They would only play ONE game and would pee themselves waiting for me to come down the hall to pick them up to go the the 'big kid's gym'. What a riot it was.
ReplyDeleteOh and speaking of John Denver - on a dare at Cadet Camp I sang 'Annie's Song - You Fill Up My Senses' to our platoon sgt outside her barracks window one night. You want to score with the ladies you gotta let go some of that John Denver 'mojo'. Better than Barry Manilow but harder on your soul.
That's the oddest advice I've received in the past twelve hours. Haha.
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