Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Non-Classfieds

Realty:


Priced to sell - Dutch Colonial, brand new plumbing, 5 BR, 2 BA plus in-law suite or bonus room. 1 year old porch, pool, lakeside access, boathouse, .5 acre. Previous owners ready to deal on this fabulous steal! Location Amityville, NY


Lost:



Blue diamond necklace - antique. Diamond is in the shape of a heart with gold lining. Chain is gold with jewel inlay. Last seen on board of Atlantic pleasure cruise. $100 reward.


Jobs:



Are you looking for adventure? Do you have a degree in veterinarian technology? Looking to travel to far off lands? Then this job might just be for you. Must have experience with large animals.

12 comments:

  1. If I can put in a pool filled with holy water, I still might take that house!

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  2. Heck yeah, and any bloody dripping walls will make for a conversation piece.

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  3. I was all set to jump on that house, until I saw it full size and realized what it was.

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  4. lol! Before I read your description, I looked at the pic and thought "Is that the Amityville house?"

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  5. Extra 10 points to you. I wondered how many would recognize it.

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  6. Dont like the white walls? Handled. They paint themselves red every fortnight.

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  7. ha awesome comment Carl ...

    Also, another great idea. Your blog would make a good coffee table book.

    Hmm. That sounds like it could be an insult if I was a hipster - I mean it as a compliment.

    Random, unrelated humor = awesome.

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  8. Thanks Brad, I understand what you mean, and I take it as a compliment. Also I wish I was cool enough to be a hipster. Came close one year, but then I mentioned how much I liked the commercialization of St. Patrick's day, and like that, I was out.

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  9. Hipsters are the pubic hairs on soap of the social world ... impossible to track down ... too much?

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  10. That's either the grossest thing I've read today or the most brilliant.

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