Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Battle of the Mascots: The Winner

Well, in absolutely the most bizarre round of voting we’ve ever had, with 14 votes lost amongst 47 comments, one of the clearest winners we’ve also ever had claimed the crown of “Greatest Holiday Mascot.”
That winner was Santa Claus.

I’m trying to remember who the loser was, but since it got only one single vote, I don’t suppose it matters. 13 to 1. Ouch! So, Santa sure deserved it, and we here at the Non-Review congratulate him, and greatly hope that he doesn’t notice that there is no trophy.
Enjoy your win, Mr. Claus!


  1. Yes, enjoy the victory while you can...
    Next Christmas, you're mine Santa.

    That was a fun battle all around Rep.

  2. Damn. This is not good. I voted for Santa, but I really wanted the Bunny to win. It's Cal's fault. He got me so confused. With all the sweat shop talk and the pining for stale donuts, I ended up voting for the wrong candidate. Cal, look what you've done!

  3. Don't worry. I have learned my lesson and will never confuse anyone again.

    All my monkeyshines just put the wrong guy over the top. Next Christmas he will still be so totally impressed with himself over the win and I will still have to look into the cold dead eyes of parents at the mall looking for the ONE thing that will make their kids not hate them.

    Bah! We all lost something here because Santa won.

  4. Sweet. Santa won so twelve more months of believing in him.

  5. I can't wait for December. :)

  6. I can't even remember who I voted for now. LOL.

  7. I'm sure that one of his many many elves can build him a trophy....


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