Tuesday, June 29, 2010

What cats are saying about Twilight Saga: Eclipse

We once again polled some cats to find out their opinions. This time we wanted to know what they thought of the latest entry in the Twilight Saga.

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I hate anything to do with vampires. They always waste so much food."

'Mrs. Kisses'
"Now these are my kind of people. We must go to the same dentist!"

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"They're making them into movies now? I loved the books."

"Mom won't let me watch anything that encourages biting."

Bonus Cat:

"Here... Melvin... I can make you live forever!"


  1. And I was so close to not seeing the movies. But now, after reading this, these cats have not affected me at all. So really nothing has happened, which of course is the best thing that could have happened. Thanks cats.

    (I feel like I should have stopped at the ninth Long Island Iced Tea. But ten is such a nice round number. Where am I anyway?)

  2. They are BACK! I was worried that they were going to miss the summer movie season. You know they are my go-to cats for movie reviews.

    Beside...I am a big fan of Melvin. That cat is alright.

    Oh and Rep needs an intervention. That is all I am saying.

  3. I value the opinions of these cats much more than that of the average Twilight fan.

  4. ROFL!!! Love it!!!

    Pssst....going to see it at midnight tonight with a bunch of girlfriends! YEAH!!!

  5. I can always trust for the cats to deliver cutting edge movie reviews. Thanks!

  6. I'm with Plumperdink, besides, I got my fill of vampires in 5th grade with Dark Shadows everyday after school.

  7. I love this, my Chawklit cat has asked if she can appear as a guest cat reviewer. Let's discuss, she says she will work for free :) but is cool with linkage to FourthGradeNothing.com ha ha!

    PS I love Sir Reginald Plumperdink for reasons I know you know :)

  8. perfect!

    now i don't have to watch them, nor do i have any desire to! ;)

  9. Im surprised none of them protested the propagation of wolves in the film, and / or cats natural enemy: love.


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