'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I hate anything to do with vampires. They always waste so much food."
"Now these are my kind of people. We must go to the same dentist!"
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"They're making them into movies now? I loved the books."
"Mom won't let me watch anything that encourages biting."
"Here... Melvin... I can make you live forever!"