Thursday, July 22, 2010

What cats are saying about Salt (special guest bloggers edition)

We once again polled four cats to get their opinions. For a change I asked three bloggers to poll their cats about what they thought about the upcoming Angelina Jolie film "Salt".

'Chawklit Cat'
"I prefer pepper."

'Daisy May'
"A CIA agent is falsely accused of being a Russian spy. Although the story line isn’t at all original, Angelina Jolie may bring a fresh spin to……- HEY! What are you looking at? My face is over here, perverts! Do you know how hard it is for a girl to get a legit media job in this town? I want to be taken seriously! I am not just a sex object! I have a degree and I've paid my dues in small markets all across this country.

'Admiral 'Pepper' Fluffy von Scootchie Balou'
"You may not know this but the original title of the film was 'Salt and Pepper'. However, she felt that I was getting too much screen time and too many of the good stunts so she had me banned and ordered a re-write. Can you believe that? BANNED? ME? I guess it really is all about her. I need to stop this interview now. It just hurts too much."

"Yesterday I got into a fight with a ball of yarn and it won."

Special thanks to Ally (Chawklit), Pat (Daisy), Cal (Admiral) and their cats for their insight.


  1. HA! I'm dying over "Scootchie Balou" and Daisy's objectification.

    Makes me wish I had a cat.

  2. Now he thinks he is a big star after being featured on another site. He will be impossibly full of himself for at least a weak.

  3. I also asked Simba what he thought (since he'll probably do a movie with Ms. Jolie someday) and he agreed with Garfield, who said that the Pink Panther was right in agreeing with Puss-in-Boots, who thought that the Cheshire Cat's opinion of the movie being poor, was right on target. So who am I to disagree?

  4. Awww, look at my little chawklit making a guest appearance! I love it TS!

  5. They are all cute, but I'm partial to Ally's cat. He's got the best name.
    Great idea and post!

  6. Oh that Pat is a funny guy. I want to guest post again. I can be a cat...mooo, wait....

  7. Melvin captured my interest in the film puuurfectly!


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