Thursday, August 19, 2010

What cats are saying about Piranha 3D

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I requested to be a part of the clean up crew for this film but was denied."

'Mrs. Kisses'
"Piranhas aren't so tough. Just a large mouth with big teeth. Nothing special there. Hmm? What do you mean that sounds like a description of me?!

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"Isn't Richard Dreyfus in it? He must be determined to be in every fishy horror film till he gets eaten."

"I played piranha once and now there's a cover on the fishbowl."

Just to let you all know, I'm guest posting over on Just the Cheese today so head on over and get your laugh on.


  1. That TV trailer makes me actually laugh, this movie looks so insanely stupid.

  2. my husband has the original 1978 version. according to him it is far superior.
    i love sir reginald's thoughts.

  3. Plumperdink ... laughing sooo hard!
    Actually I think cats are the only ones that would enjoy this film.

    My siamese cats added their two cents: "Lemme at 'em and they'll soon be sleepin' wit da fishes."
    What can I say? They're Jersey felines.

  4. There are no words for how scared I am right now. Thanks a lot. I can't get urine stains out of silk shorts.

  5. LMAO @ "Sir Rgeinald Plumperdink!"

  6. Another great and insighful non-review...

    This one may go down as one of the all time stinkers...But I'm gonna see it anyway...

  7. I love that fat boy Sir Reginald Plumperdink's outlook on life!

  8. I always love the review by cats. Am I allowed to send in pictures of my own cats now? They do silly things sometimes, after all, so I'm positive they have opinions on movies as well. Lately though, they have been into Super Mario Galaxy 2, since they like to paw at the cursor.

  9. That film has some big stars in it. I think Roy Scheider must be rolling around in his grave.

  10. I bet the movie would be better if these cats were actually in the film.

  11. Im surprised none of them capitalized on the necessary nudity in the film!


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