Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Ripened Potatoes: Tangled





Snow White Says: Crap, crap, crap. I've never seen such a horrible work of art. I mean, once you get past the clever jokes, the excellent writing, and the lovely animation, all your left with is a blank screen with voices. Oh, and Rapunzel... What kind of a heroine is that? 3 out of 5




Tony Sparano Says: It sucked. I couldn't see anything through these glasses. 2 out of 5









Zachary Levi Says: Masterful. In a year that has been filled with great animated features, this is one of the best. 5 out of 5










Marilu Henner Says: Well I thought it was very good. Rapunzel sort of reminds me of myself when I was younger. Except with longer hair. Also she was blonde. Not to mention that when she was up in her tower someone wanted her to come down. 4 out of 5







George Harrison Says: Why am I here? 4 out of 5













17 comments:

  1. I actually heard that Rotten tomatoes gave it a perfect score. No joke. Man I could read quotes by Marilu all day. I had such a crush on her.

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  2. Great mix of reviewers. Snow White confuses me, but George Harrison puts it all into perspective. Sounds like a "must see." Thanks, TS.
    xo

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  3. Chuck is just gettin all kinds of work.

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  4. I am humbled by your creativity!
    classic...

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  5. Agreed - this review was great.

    Especially the jealous witch snow white.

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  6. Love it! So creative....and funny, too!

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  7. I wish I could go through life clapping my hands singing "Crap! Crap! Crap!" whenever I see something I don't like. There is nothing like a good ol' ironic clap to get your point across. Very funny review TS, well done. - G

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  8. I love your take on Rotten Tomatoes. Again, both creative and helpful. The Hot Potato Rating of Ripened Potatoes would be pretty high.

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  9. haha, it's good to see some truly original stuff. i lol'd at snow white

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  10. So that whore Snow White is giving out movie advice now. If she thinks we have forgiven her for making those stag films with her 7 little pimps then she is mistaken. Some things you can't just make disappear sunshine. She practically invented the casting couch and ruined it for the rest of us trying to get by on our talent. Not that I am bitter or anything.

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  11. Can't blame Snow white ...any one with hair problems would hate Rapunzel...never liked that story myself...that said, your take is unique...Rotten Tomatoes has worthy competition/ healthier alternative(???) now... ;D

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  12. Snow White always was the jealous type!

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