'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"Zombies are good people. They don't waste any food."
I thought it was completely badass. I didn't in any way feel like hiding under the covers after watching it. I certainly didn't crawl into the arms of someone and cover my eyes during certain scenes."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"You notice how there were no cats in the show? It's cause when the zompocalypse comes, we'll be smart enough to nick off to somewhere quiet while you all get eaten."
"See mom? This is why I wear a helmet."