Monday, August 1, 2011

Life Coupons vol. 1

You remember those coupons you made for your mother or father come their respective day of the year? You know the ones. The I promise to mow the lawn or I promise to take out the trash without complaint coupons that are a child's simple way of saying, 'I'm a kid, I have no money, instead let me give you something you already have, my free labor'. I've always felt life needed to have coupons like that for random things. Thus, acting on behalf of life, I have begun to create these coupons. Feel free to print them out and use them as needed.


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Posted by TS Hendrik
at 11:06 AM
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20 comments:

  1. BuddAugust 1, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    non-monetary value is just a fancy way of saying priceless. I need all of these.

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  2. Oilfield TrashAugust 1, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    I like these. Especially the one about pick up lines because I suck at those. Hell I just suck at dating period.

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  3. BelleAugust 1, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    My favorite is the one where you can take back a stupid thing you did or said. I need a bunch of those.

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  4. SarahAugust 1, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Can we print these as many times as needed? I don't see a barcode anywhere...

    You need to make one about slapping. Everyone should get a "free slap" coupon!

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  5. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 1, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Smart to not put an expiration date on these. Very clever, TS.
    xoRobyn

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  6. MarleneAugust 1, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    LOL...these are great! I especially love the one for a hug from an animal at the zoo. I choose the polar bear! LOL!

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  7. Sebastian BlackAugust 1, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    This is a great example of something you do that I wish I had thought of. Not only did I laugh, I'm also looking for the print button. Please turn this into a series.

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  8. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 1, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    Now those are practical!

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  9. Powdered Toast ManAugust 1, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    I'm going to need a lot of the free hug an animal at the zoo. Those bears are too cute.

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  10. Bossy BettyAugust 1, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Oh, I am all over these. They are brilliant.

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  11. ChuckAugust 1, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    I think I will print out and use all of them...except for the zoo one. Got too many weird looks from the iguanas last time I was there.

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  12. CopyboyAugust 1, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    There's a million dollar groupon idea in that somewhere. I want in! BTW...made you blog of the day.

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  13. Adorably DeadAugust 2, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    I want the zoo one. :p

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  14. Rek SeshAugust 2, 2011 at 4:27 AM

    Can you make one with allows mass forgiveness for temper outbursts...I would need all of above except the first...I would love to hug a deer or dolphin, even a peacock(my nephew wants real peacock feathers...maybe a hug can become a pluck) someday for sure.
    ingenious genius!!!
    Did I mention how I love the lack of Disqis....Ciao.

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  15. Rek SeshAugust 2, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    oops I meant Disqus...

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  16. AllyAugust 2, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    I totally remember making these as a kid, how funny! I could use these myself to be honest :)

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  17. Golden GirlAugust 2, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    I personoally like the "thoughts out loud" card because im often thinking about things so hard that i end up thinking....i wonder if i just blurted out something i wasnt supposed to, lol....nice!

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  18. CorruptCamel.comAugust 2, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    I might need a lot of those Thoughts Out Loud cards. I lack a proper verbal filtration system.

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  19. kalAugust 2, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    Those are so insincere that I can't help but love them.

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  20. Pat TillettAugust 5, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    Those are all pretty good and I've needed or wanted them all at one time or another. I'd really the like the last one, cause I'd like to hug a meercat...

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