Sunday, February 5, 2012

Spoiler-Free Movie Review of The Woman in Black

Nope. No spoilers here. Just a quick review with very few details, so as not to disturb your viewing pleasure. In fact, if you’ve seen the movie poster, then there’s really nothing for me to spoil. But I’ll be careful anyway.

In the movie, The Woman in Black, Daniel Radcliffe (playing the main character) looks dapper in his dark three-piece suit. Oops. Sorry about that. I said no spoilers, and I just gave away his whole wardrobe for the entire film. Very sorry. Well, anyway, he goes out into the fog. Snap! I did it again. I gave away the weather conditions of the entire movie. I’ll try to be more careful.

So, Daniel goes to a big creepy house. Forgive me, I did it yet again. I had no intention of giving away the entire film’s location. Perhaps I should stop before I give everything away. Suffice it to say, the woman in black appears and makes us jump a lot. Oh, I am so ashamed! I didn’t mean to ruin the entire plot—I really didn’t. Please, forget what I said.
I know the movie poster shows you Daniel Radcliffe, in a dark suit, beside a creepy house, in the fog, in a scary way, but … wait a second. They put the whole movie on the poster?! That’s amazing! How did they cram it all on there? You gotta hand it to the graphics department. That’s impressive. But why would they spoil the entire movie like that? I’d never do that. Jerks.

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  1. Sometimes you remind me of Lemony Snicket, lol.

  2. I hear this movie isn't supposed to suck...of course my mom saw it and said it was good, so that automatically means it's probably lame.

  3. I can't believe you spoiled the whole movie. Just to clarify, I was talking to the director.

  4. Now I will just have to skip the movie since you've given it all away.... LOL

  5. Ha! That was funny! I just might see this one. Someday, by accident...

  6. haha I like the review ... Scary movies? Ehhh, not so much.


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