Sunday, February 5, 2012
Spoiler-Free Movie Review of The Woman in Black
In the movie, The Woman in Black, Daniel Radcliffe (playing the main character) looks dapper in his dark three-piece suit. Oops. Sorry about that. I said no spoilers, and I just gave away his whole wardrobe for the entire film. Very sorry. Well, anyway, he goes out into the fog. Snap! I did it again. I gave away the weather conditions of the entire movie. I’ll try to be more careful.
So, Daniel goes to a big creepy house. Forgive me, I did it yet again. I had no intention of giving away the entire film’s location. Perhaps I should stop before I give everything away. Suffice it to say, the woman in black appears and makes us jump a lot. Oh, I am so ashamed! I didn’t mean to ruin the entire plot—I really didn’t. Please, forget what I said.
I know the movie poster shows you Daniel Radcliffe, in a dark suit, beside a creepy house, in the fog, in a scary way, but … wait a second. They put the whole movie on the poster?! That’s amazing! How did they cram it all on there? You gotta hand it to the graphics department. That’s impressive. But why would they spoil the entire movie like that? I’d never do that. Jerks.
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