Once again we have drawn up a bracket in honor of March Madness. And once again it has nothing to do with basketball. This is the third bracket we’ve done this month, and as always it is printer-friendly for your convenience. This time the bracket is designed to help you, step by step, choose The Worst Thing to be Locked in a Large Room With. (We tackle the most important issues here on The Non-Review.) So go have fun imagining yourself in sucky situations, and be sure to share your results with us.