'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I don't trust that Madea. She reminds me of an actor I don't like. I can't quite place him, but he may have been in a Tyler Perry film too. "
"You ever hear one line from a song and it sounds cool, so you go search for that song only to find that the whole song is basically that one line repeated over and over? If the line had just played once, it might have been good. But the repetition ruins it. That's Tyler Perry."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"Chubbsy didn't talk about food and Mrs. Kisses was actually insightful? That's it, if Melvin says something smart I'll know I'm in some kind of dream."
"How do you know the other world wasn't the dream? Perhaps this is the realit- Hold on, I got stuck to the macaroni art again..."