Thursday, June 28, 2012

What Cats Are Saying About Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection

We recently polled four local cats again to find out their opinions. This time we wanted to know what they thought of the new film Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection.

'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I don't trust that Madea. She reminds me of an actor I don't like. I can't quite place him, but he may have been in a Tyler Perry film too. "

'Mrs. Kisses'
"You ever hear one line from a song and it sounds cool, so you go search for that song only to find that the whole song is basically that one line repeated over and over? If the line had just played once, it might have been good. But the repetition ruins it. That's Tyler Perry."

'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"Chubbsy didn't talk about food and Mrs. Kisses was actually insightful? That's it, if Melvin says something smart I'll know I'm in some kind of dream."

"How do you know the other world wasn't the dream? Perhaps this is the realit- Hold on, I got stuck to the macaroni art again..."


  1. Tyler Perry is the worst. I won't be any more specific than that.

  2. Ah, Melvin, I had such high hopes for you.

  3. You should have a celebrity poll. Ask Garfield and Heathcliff how they feel about films.

  4. OH MELVIN! I can always count on him to make me feel better about myself...

  5. I love me some Melvin and hate me some Tyler Perry.

  6. I still wonder how Tyler Perry has all that money!!! Melvin in the macaroni art? Figures. He just couldn't wait til the glue dried!


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