The Non-Review has been on an extended assignment to try to track down many legendary creatures, and then confirm or deny their existence. Well, it's been wonderfully successful -- first with Bigfoot, then with The Loch Ness Monster, and now with Aliens.
How have we succeeded where so many others have failed?
Most people weren't looking in the right places.
And there you are. Proof of Aliens is in the proof we just proved. You can't argue with that.