New Movie Releases Reviewed in 7 Words Each
Finding Nemo 3D - Fish is so dumb, keeps getting lost.
Last Ounce of Courage - What, it's heartwarming?! I'm not watching that.
The Master (limited) - Tick off a cult, that's always fun.
Resident Evil: Retribution - Maybe when they hit 80 they'll stop.
For my thoughts on the new Resident Evil, please see my thoughts for the last three sequels. No, wait, you'd want links for that and that means looking... And we all know my stance on work when it comes to blogging. Alright actual opinions. I don't get the franchise. They're completely empty films to me. I've watched a couple and it's just plodding and mindless. Huh, that was pretty quick actually. I guess I wasted a lot of time on unnecessary rhetoric. How unlike me (insert rolled eyes).
The Master on the other hand is a film I want to see. Skewering Scientology and looking darn good while doing it, is more than enough reason to get me to a theater. I've heard lots of good word on it. Course that limited release probably means nowhere near me. Which means the weekend is pretty empty theatrically. I've done the Nemo thing. It's not my favorite kids flick by far.
Which leaves us with all this extra time in this post. How are you? I feel like we never talk anymore; just you and I. I like that shirt you're wearing. Even that mustard stain adds character. Least, I hope that's a mustard stain... Oh, what's that, you say you've already got to be going? These visits just seem to get shorter and shorter. Are you sure you won't stay, maybe pour a cup of tea? I have lemon bars. Well, you can pretend it's lemon in the bars. Well, you can pretend it's bars you're pretending the lemon is in. Do you like chocolate moose? He didn't! Eesh, I'm afraid I'm not very good with jokes. Haven't been ever since... The Accident.
You've been enjoying a selection from our playhouse's latest opus, 'The Cat That Sat Around And His Nine Tails'. Tune in next week for who knows. Possibly a banjo playing monkey.
Have a great weekend everyone.