'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I like Channing Tatum, he reminds me of myself when I was younger and thinner. Oh, wait, no, I'm confusing him with Jonah Hill."
"The court ordered that I try some medications recently. Because I'm too "angry" and "hateful" and "face-biting". So far the side effects include snuggling. I hate you all."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"I'm not really a duchess you know. TS just puts that title before my name so people won't assume because of my name that I'm a guy cat. Sorry to break form, but I thought it was time the truth was told."
"Why do you come here Charles?"