'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"I don't trust that Bradley Cooper, or any Cooper for that matter, they'll eat your sandwiches if you're not careful. Believe it or not..."
"I'm walking on air... After watching the film. I never thought I could feel so free... Laughing at Ed Helms............... Flying away, on a wing and a prayer, who could it be..."
"For the last time, Katt isn't even spelled the same way! And stop singing that song, it's not funny. I demand to know who's responsible for this."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"Believe it or not it's just me."