Monday, September 16, 2013

Letters To Superheros: Issue #12 - Dear Ambush Bug

Dear Ambush Bug,

I'm sure you'll be running late tonight, so I'm packing this note along to remind you to pick up some milk. Also, if you have a chance, you should swing by the dry cleaners. By now they should have been able to get the stains out of your underwear. I know there were other errands to attend to. I can't think of any of them right now, but I'm sure you will.

I was thinking of holding a party and inviting some of your friends. Do you think Clark Kent (Superman) and Bruce Wayne (Batman) would like to attend? If we go with a Hawaiian theme we can make teriyaki burgers. You know how much Cheeks loves those. Also we really should see if we can pen Keith Giffen in. If we can't, I'm sure Keith can pen himself in.

Finally, on the door as I entered earlier was a note from Jonni DC. She says you've had three violations of continuity recently. Something about Aquaman having cancer? Hopefully she won't crash the party, but who knows.

Anyway... just a little note to brighten your day. Hope it finds you well.

Irwin Shwab


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