'Sir Reginald Plumperdink'
"How can someone have an opinion about lists? Ask me about fudge, I have an opinion about that. It's delicious."
"Opinion based bunch of drivel. Everyone knows the only 'Top 10 Lists' that matter are mine."
'The Duchess Gary Cooper'
"If your list doesn't have something related to Abe Vigoda on it, it's not worth reading."
"A dork says 'what'....Hahaha, what?"