Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Battle of the Girly Drinks: The Final Vote!

So at last it's come down to the final vote. While Sex on the Beach gave it a run for its money, Sea Breeze swept ahead by one vote. Which means it's time for the big showdown. I suppose I should have thought of westerns when I said that, but really I just thought of the Price is Right. And now I'm picturing Bob Barker wearing a ten gallon hat and staring down a villainous scoundrel, possibly a whaler. 

While I disappear into my imagination to see where it's going, I invite you to take a look at the two remaining contestants. 



Long Island Iced Tea
VS
Sea Breeze



Long Island Iced Tea

Bio:
At the age of 18, LIIT set out upon a journey. She had various things to prove to various people. Her father had told her that 'life was like a box of chocolate' while her mother had told her 'life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.' In her head she had always blended the two sayings, undoubtedly why she never ate chocolate. By the age of 32 she had already achieved her lifelong goal of turning 31. With that behind her, she set her sites on something big, something grander. She decided it was time to prove that she was queen of the girly drinks. 

Will she earn your vote? Text Yes to 55838_4. I don't really remember what that missing number is, but hey there's only so many combinations.



Sea Breeze

Bio:
Born on the mountaintops of Tennessee, raised in the woods so she knew every tree, Sea Breeze was much like the legendary Davy Crockett. From humble beginnings she rose to prominence in the early 90's, where she was soon dazzling the business world with her abilities. However financial success was never what blew the wind through her sails. Her real passion was dance. She opened a studio a few years back where she could bring the joy of dance to underprivileged boys who don't want to dance. That has been her sole reason for living, till this competition.

Want her to win? Text yes to someone now!


Some guy once said something poignant that would have worked well here and I couldn't agree more. But enough clever words, this is it, your vote will decide once and for all, which is the ultimate girly drink!

Voting closes Friday at 11:59 pm. Then Saturday the teddy bears have a picnic! Not that that concerns us... 

13 comments:

  1. I'm going with Sea Breeze for two reasons.
    Long Island Iced Tea is too sweet and it doesn't throw up well...

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  2. Even though liit isn't really iced tea I will still vote
    for it.

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  3. The Liit has lead to many destructive nights. It has my vote.

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  4. So far I have not voted on the girly drinks...I guess I am too nostalgic for the planet competition.

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  5. Still going with strong island. And thanks for the Bob Barker visual!!!!

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  6. LIIT has my vote.. any booze that can sneak up behind me and leave me on my butt is awsome

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  7. I'll go with the Long Island Iced Tea only because "Sea Breeze" sounds too much like men's aftershave...or pit perfume.

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  8. LIIT, I've never had a Sea Breeze but I know LIITs kick butt.

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  9. I am riding LIT to the finish...it's a party in a glass!

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  10. I am riding LIT to the finish...it's a party in a glass!

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  11. Guess I'll just sit back with a beer and watch for a winner here :)

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  12. Dang those whalers! (Now there's a drink.)

    Ironical (or is it fraudulent?) that Sea Breeze wasn't raised anywhere near an actual sea breeze?

    You know, if a dude orders a Sea Breeze, you think... 'Man, that's a girlie drink for a dude.' But if he orders an LIT he kinda gets away with it.

    So does that make SB King of the Girlie drinks because she's girlie no matter what? Or does that make LIT the champ because just about any sex can pull off ordering one with nary an eyebrow raised?

    I'd like to split my vote between the two. Good luck guys!

    So glad to be back in the world of TS, it's been way too long since I had Jerry Garcia singing about picnicking Teddy Bears stuck in my head.

    Thanks man.

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