Saturday, June 12, 2010

Battle of the Girly Drinks: Wave 4

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important... erm... something. I meant to post this earlier but it slipped my mind. I guess I shouldn't have been sampling the contestants from these battles. Just *hic* kidding.

The last match revealed a lot about men and women in relation to drinks. As soon as I learn just what that is I'll let you in on it. For now let us content ourselves with the fact that due to Marlene returning the favor with a write in vote for Cotton, we ended up with a tie. I have consulted an outside party, asked them at random which they'd prefer and they chose Long Island Iced Tea. Sorry Zombie lovers, but the undead is dead again.

Now let us meet the last contestants.



Sex on the Beach
VS
Cosmopolitan


Sex on the Beach

Where it was 10 years ago: Livin' la Vida Loca!
Where it sees itself in 10 years: Wasting away again in Margaritaville.
Why it doesn't think you should vote for Cosmopolitan: It ate your last chocolate bar.




Cosmopolitan

Where it was 10 years ago: In a phase of life known as 'Frumpy Times.'
Where it sees itself in 10 years: Lighting up the runway. *snap snap snap*
Why it doesn't think you should vote for Sex on the Beach: The title's a little slutty.



So there you have it. Voting ends 11:59pm Monday night. 

And before you ask, yes, yes that is Sarah Jessica Parker. This one doubles as a battle of the sexes. Get it? Sex on the Beach... Sex in the City... 

Sorry, I'll leave now...

18 comments:

  1. Sorry, TS. I'm going to have to abstain from this one.

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  2. What could compete with Sex on the Beach, with chocolate having been digested?
    xoRobyn

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  3. I have to go with sex on the beach... the name just makes me giggle

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  4. Sex on the Beach, because any vote against the Cosmo is a vote against Sex and the City.

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  5. Vote for Sex on the Beach because I can't stand Sarah Jessica.

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  6. I don't approve of anyone stealing my chocolate bars, I vote for SEX!!

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  7. Have some class bitches and enjoy a nice Cosmo which makes you Cosmopolitan and worldly. Better that than being all slutty with sand in your jumper.

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  8. i'm only going with the cosmo because on my wedding day i had no idea what drink to get, since i don't drink. i busted out 'um, a cosmo' when our waitress asked me.

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  9. Sex on the beach, for sure....as long as there's no sand in my drink.

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  10. You certainly review a lot of girly drinks. I don't drink either. I wanted to see if you would answer a question Berries asked you on Blossom's comments.
    What part of Canada are you from? I am just over the border near Niagara Falls.

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  11. Alaina, It's just a theme for battles, it'll be finished with shortly. To tell you the truth I only have a drink once every few years or so.
    I must have missed her response. I've lived in several places up in Canada. I've been around the Niagara area a few times and know some people out that way. I was raised though in the Cobourg, Port Hope area. I also lived up in Sarnia for awhile.

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  12. He can't exactly be here legaly but it is the source of the finest paint that TS likes to sniff. Thank me later buddy. I am the best wingman out there.

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  13. I don't know any girls who drink either one...how about something we might actually drink like

    Prairie Fire v. Kamikaze

    or

    Wine/dry rose v. Wine/red

    or

    well, that's it.

    Diet Coke is so worth it, it's just easier than keeping up with all the fru-fru.

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  14. Jack and Coke vs Vodka and Tea just an idea.

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  15. Alaina -snort - vodka and tea - now that's a desperate housewife cocktail if I've ever heard of one. Is it good?

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  16. Until they make a Cosmopolitan on the Beach, I must go with Sex.

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