"Estoy erosionando como el castillo de arena"
"This ***damned bench, already."
"I've never cared for Pat Sajak as a person. As a host...he's unbeatable."
"I grew up, not a stone's throw from here."
"Whatever happened to that fat kid from The Goonies?"
"More and more often I find myself saying I can't believe it's already _____."
"I saw a rooster the other day. It may have been a turtle."
"I've never found the bottom of that bottle yet."